My little sis sent me something wonderful - even funnier than anything. Before I link you to it, I must explain the premise: a woman is married to a man who talks in his sleep. He says things so confounding and hilarious and offbase that she starts recording him while he sleeps, sometimes typing as he says it. His sleeptalk is in regular type and quotation marks. Anything in italics is the wifely commentary.

Now. You are ready. Go here.

You can thank me later.