From itmademyday.com:

When my husband and I got married my little brother bought over his wedding gift… it is a glass case that says "in-case of zombies break glass" inside it toy six-shooters, an axe, a crowbar and walkie-talkies. My brother is awesome and IMMD

This is what I want for my next birthday.

Also, a convo with the little voice in my head about how she's weaseling her way into watching new Buffy episodes (she wanders in while I'm watching the end of one, and then I let her watch the beginning because I believe in getting the whole story and she's not having nightmares or getting traumatized, sooooo...):

ME: You're sneaky.

She: I am crafty. I'm in GATE.