I had a fabulous endoscopy today, and it was fabulous!

I have ULCERS!

Plural - ULCERS!

I'm not just some fucked up hypochondriac with phantom illnesses!

This is very good news.

Although I was expecting the sedatives to fuck me up for the entire day - I wanted to blog under the influence to see what gibberish spewed out of my subconscious. I sobered up so quickly I wanted to ask for some of my co-pay back.