The SSLP has been trying to break me for months, and she finally won. She's been harping and harping at me to get on facebook, but you might have picked up on the fact that I love my anonymity. However, as a concession for going away to school instead of attending here in town, I finally frickin' agreed.

Now, I'm addicted, and I'm mad as hell! It's affecting my life. I want to check it every five minutes, I want to buy a smartphone so I can keep track of it when I'm not at my laptop, and I have NO IDEA how I'll react when someone rejects my offer of friendship.

Crikey. I knew this was going to happen. I warned her. Now there will be weight loss and interventions. I'm all juiced up.