Christmas Eve afternoon I was preparing a batch of green bean casserole to take over to the SSLP's house, and I tried to slice my finger off. It didn't work, but a trip to the urgent care was still kind of necessary. The doctor who treated me was the same doctor who told me I wasn't having enough sex for my age. I don't think he recognized me.

Yesterday I saw Avatar, and I really really liked it, despite James Cameron's serious lack of dialogue skills (why, why doesn't he bring in one more person to write with him?? Someone has to proofread, right???). Even his ham-fisted military talk couldn't ruin the beautiful story and the beautiful EVERYTHING in the movie. Including Sam Worthington. I may have found a new mm-tasty boy.

And he's going to star in CLASH OF THE TITANS - I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT SHIZ TO COME OUT. I was a huge fan of the original 80s cheese-fest, and now, with the technology we have and Liam Neeson and PERSEUS IS GOING TO ROCK MY WORLD.

I'm a little excited.