I had a, um, RAMBUNCTIOUS dream last night. Penetration and everything. After I woke up and went to work, I did alright for the first part of the day. Then toward my already natural down time, I couldn't think about anything else BUT penetration. I was so jacked up about it, the heat of my, um, RAMBUNCTIOUSNESS made the other person in the room complain about the sudden warmth of the very air-conditioned room. Who could blame me? Especially since I don't get to have sex in my dreams - I always get interrupted.

I went looking around for that new movie Brothers that's coming out with Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman (because I like them both as actors and objects to look upon). I watched the trailer. As usually happens after a good trailer, now I don't feel like I need to watch the movie, but if you asked me to choose between Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire - JAKE. Hands down and without hesitation. Maguire's a big wuss. He got turned down to play FRODO - I'm sure of it. Jake's got manliness in him even when he's a gay cowboy. Mmm-hm.