I was going to keep my thoughts about my Denver friend to myself, however, after our lovely visit this weekend, I must share at least one fun fact about him: despite being relentlessly straight, he unabashedly expresses his admiration for both Justin Timberlake and Brad Pitt. JT because, above and beyond his singing and dancing chops, he's a funny guy with a sense of humor about himself AND a great golfer. As for Pitt, it's because he's fecking PITT.

Also I wanted to share a convo between me and the little voice in my head, just after I explained to her that the neuropsych evaluation she just had revealed she has an astounding sense of recall and an equally fantastic learning curve.

Her: I have a mind like a donkey.

Me (turning completely around from my baking project to get a load of this): I'm sorry?

Her: I have a mind like a donkey.

Me: What do you mean?

Her: When I went to *Mining Town with Lots of History* I learned that they used donkeys for labor because you only have to teach a donkey something one time and it always remembers it.

Me: Hunh. I guess we both have minds like donkeys.