Aside from being the host city for the best weekend of personal Olympics EVER (and I mean all weekends in the universe, not just mine), Denver, Colorado also hosts these two other events that make me want to come back for more.

Here's one:



Yup. The city's first ever SNUGGIES PUB CRAWL. When I sent this to Auntie Sister she shit a chicken because she did, in fact, predict that Snuggies would take over the world when it was still just a silly infomercial a year or so back. We mocked her then. We are not mocking her now.

And here's the other one:



Technically, it's Boulder, but geography does not matter when this many people run naked through the streets with jack-o-lanterns on their heads while they freeze their ASSES off.

So I have a new roommate moving in this month. And my resume is polished and going out into the publishing world. I'm still considering grad school, but leaning back towards English because I whole-heartedly ruled out law school. Don't know yet whether I want an M.A. or an M.F.A. or a Ph.d, but there's time. And I'm fine sticking with the research stage at this point, as far as looking at schools and deciding on programs. Plus I have a new writing project on tap that just sort of popped into my head this morning.

Things are moving forward. I'm feeling better. I'm drinking beer!

FOAMMMYYYYYY.