So let's talk about Ralph Fiennes and his indisputable hotness (there's a story behind this which I will probably never tell). The thing that scorches me about him is his gaze. In his films, he has this way of looking at a woman that just tears her clothes off, loves her five times and then proposes marriage with an 8 million dollar engagement ring.

Here is a list of films in which he is HAWT:

Strange Days
The English Patient*
Oscar and Lucinda**
Maid in Manhattan*
The Constant Gardener**
Sunshine***

*I don't necessarily like these films, I just liked him in them.

**I did not see these films, but he was hot enough in the trailers that I knew I would like him in them.

***I could only survive the first twenty minutes of this film, because he was so hot in it, I had to turn it off because I was deep in abstinence and couldn't take it. I later found out (to my embarrassment) that this movie is about the Holocaust.