I have a lot of my mind, but I only have a little bit of time tonight. So I'll give each topic a different day.

Today's topic: Men's Fashion.

Why?

Because I don't know a damn thing about it.

I was realizing this because my new male friend, although casual in his personal life, enjoys looking the businessman at work. Suits, ties, belts, J Crew, you know. But I don't. And I'm concerned that I will be called upon to give advice or opinions, so I must educate myself to be available for such services.

As I was pondering all this, I stumbled upon a couple of links. This one, and this one. I thought these were a good start. Gotta ease into it.

I also busted into this article on a similar topic.

Okay, I was also thinking about my new friend's wonderful face, and how I could possibly describe it. So here's what I came up with:

Add this guy



Plus that guy down there



Subtract about 15 years, multiply by the blondest hair you can imagine (but not white), and what does that equal?

One fine-lookin' fella.

Tasty? YES.