It must be answered: what the hell is lacrosse???? I guess this is.

Those men with their big sticks, always playing with balls.

Also, I just bought a pair of these, which necessitated a pair of these.

I'm going to look so sessy* for my weekend in Denvuh that I might get a whole lot of this.

You thought it was going to be something else, didn't you?

Cheeky monkey.

*sessy = sexy + sassy. lifted from a dvd commentary by joss whedon from btvs, season 4, episode 6, "wild at heart."